BLUE-- is the Prez, Stay In your bunker and 
use the power of the force against them.
(or..If that fails, use that big-ass mortar gun)
RED=== is the Prez's Personal Bitc..uh I mean 
Guards! Anyway, man the turrets, (note, don't 
step on anywhere on the roof, but the walkway!)
GREEN=== is (fanfare) Commander Chem!
Defend the President with your life....or 
don't, I don't give a rats ass, because I'm
too important to follow the rules! 
YELLOW INVADING SCUM====, kill the prez, 
and show those losers that the Yellow team 
Really ISN'T gay after all!